January 2010
elohbee asked: I feel like you're the only one who understands me sometimes. Especially about canker sores. Come to America and you will always have a place to stay. =]
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Worst. Day. Ever.
First my Mother and Sister move to Victoria. Then I get a fever and hurt my neck moving a couch. And I cant eat my feelings because of mouth ulcers (canker sores). Will I have to…deal with emotions? Need hugs for daysss.
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formspring.me
When was the first time you had sex :3:3:3
I don’t think you’re allowed to talk about sex on the internet anymore. But it was when I was 17 and the whole story is very boring and normal.
dum dum dum dum….WHO IS YOUR INTERNET CRUSH?
I think they all know who they are.
JOSH….. U R MY INTERNET CRUSH !~~~~~
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jesuisperdu:
elegantslum:
Notorious B.I.G. —...
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Drunk
And twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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formspring.me
such flickity beautiful silky hair
No, u
J is for your jawline, it’s pretty good I guess
O is for your open heart located in your chest
S is for your smile, as it brightens up my day
and H is for your hugs, from which I could never stay away.
<3
If a girl had a cat tail would this be a turn on or a turn off?
I’m trying to grow a...
I LIVE NEAR OAKLAND TOO YOU KNOW
burnla:
internet cat(lol)fight over josh in 5…4…
This is the best afternoon ever.
If only real life girls liked me.
I now officially blame Brisbane.
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formspring.me
i have redhair and if fringe means bangs i kind of have those. no glasses. :(
I like red hair too maybe MORE than not red hair! DATE ME.
Do you want a jelly shot tonight?
YES. You had me at jelly shot.
Josh, I love my cat so much that sometimes I think my heart might actually burst from it. Do you feel similarly about your furry friend?
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formspring.me
hay what abt me? ive got dark hair a fringe an glasses and plus i love cats an andrew wk so dont forget abt me ok also plus i live near oakland which is where why? is based and odd nosdam djs every wednesday at a bar near my house so mb we can go there to
Who are you!? Can we get married or at least go on a picnic and climb a tree? This sounds like leavinghome?! If it is...
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formspring.me
what does your ideal woman look like?
Thin, dark hair, fringe, glasses, nice eyes. Glasses are very important for some reason. Maybe I mean nerdy girls? Liking good music/films/books is kind of just as important.
You and Marnie really should just date and get that out of the way already!
Tell that to HER.
dear josh I know that when you said there were girls you thought were pretty you meant me and...
I'm suffering a severe artistic drought
overdosebabyblue:
So I’m drawing ink comics of witty things my friends have said. If you’re a witty friend of mine, WATCH OUTZ.
Gonna be EXTRA witty tonight.
Anonymous asked: What's up with you, guuuurl? ASL
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Lipstick Vogue - Elvis Costello
If anyone asks...
Hey Brisbanites! Let me live in your house!
Currently looking for a room to live in that’s not too expensive and that’s relatively central! Vaguely urgent!
Also looking for an admin/retail type job if you have any leads on either hit me up on the facebooks!
“I got mad love for you, shorty. I wanna, like, listen to Boyz II Men when I’m...”
– Luke Shapiro, The Wackness (via semisetadrift)
Anonymous asked: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together - Morissey
Remember when Bob Dylan sung about Alicia Keys?
That shit was whack!
Alternatives to dating
A list!
Many, many pets with first and second names.
Being really into “cake decoration”, “car repair” or “35mm photography”.
Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’/David Foster Wallace’s ‘Infinite Jest’/Don Delillo’s ‘Underworld’.
Writing poetry that rhymes and is about nature.
Awkward facial hair.
Listening to...
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formspring.me
You’re amazing. I can say this with my hands and not with my mouth because I’m assured with the certainty that you will never know who I am.
Thank you!!! You are far too eloquent to be from Brisbane :(
Ask me anything
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“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– Cher (Clueless)
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